Should the Saudis contract the Hajj out to Disney?

I'm sure, as Instapundit remarks, Disney would do a better job. The linked quote makes the Hajj sound like a thoroughly tedious, even dangerous, third world ordeal.

Disney would build a ride and use nerf rocks in the stoning ritual. Of course, even Disney has a few accidents from time to time (There was one recently in California on the Thunder Mountain ride.), but at least, Disney would be liable for wrongful deaths. They don't have the status of a world religion . . . yet.