Chuckle.

Jim Treacher is on a roll. Go to Sept 16 and scroll down for a while. Samples:

Seems to me the only time a headline should describe something as "fake but accurate" is if the story's about squirtguns

You can't spell "Dan Rather" without R-E-T-A-R-D

Rather: "Prove I'm Not Queen of the Space Unicorns"