How can we take you seriously . . .

when you keep peddling unserious ideas? Here are more candidates for the B-Ark (check the entry for Golgafrincham). Here's a goal for NASA: build some really big B-Arks and start launching them regularly.

Here's some free help for the knuckleheads suffering from PEST: welcome to the real world. It's a dangerous place, where pretending evil doesn't exist doesn't make it go away. But never fear. Adults are in control. While you have been away in your fugue state, the country has been protecting you. Find some photos of those airliners flying into the World Trade Center and remember that those planes were full of people who thought they were going to land in Los Angeles. And look at the photos of people who jumped from the 100th floors of those buildings, and the clouds of dust billowing down the streets of Manhattan. This is how the world is now. Fight back, or be ready to die. Pretending that the people who did this will not kill you if you show them you're friendly will not work, any more than offering your hand to a shark will make him your pet.