How will this affect global warming?

The Independent reports that " Millions of tons of dandruff are circling the Earth, blocking out sunlight, causing rain and spreading disease . . .." I wonder if this is the same story as "Killer Dust" on the cover of a recent Discover magazine. Environmentalists won't be happy until we're all afraid to leave our homes. Then the formaldahyde in the carpets will get us.

I'm waiting to find out whether Procter and Gamble funded the research.