Oh, their delicate little psyches!

In Britain, reports the BBC "A West Yorkshire hospital has banned visitors from cooing at new-born babies over fears their human rights are being breached and to reduce infection." How would you like being pointed at and talked to in baby talk? How would you like being exposed to the world wearing only a pair of nappies? And for that matter, how would you like lying there toothless and helpless without muscle control, incontinent and dazzled by bright lights, for complete strangers to gawk and point at, while being kept incommunicado and isolated from your family?

Next issue: Why are ducks being allowed to run waddle around without pants?

Somebody is holding too many meetings.