The One True God

ARGGH! That lubber, Black Dog Hewitt, be tryin' to build a johnboat called "One True God." I'll be keelhauled if that be a welcome breeze!

Who told him thar be one true God? Aye, scripture! The Good Book. It be a cursed thing to dispite that book. But, what scurvy bilge rat, be he blogger or thealodger, can say aught about its meanin' without he's parleyed with God hisself? That book were written by holy men who palavered with th'Almighty direct, an it says "This is life eternal, to know thee, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent."

Now, who be this "only true God?" Most clergymen these days think he be a sperrit! And that there be three persons in that sperrit! But the Bible don't say that. Some band of Bishops decided that 300 years after the Bible were set down. It's bilge! It don't blow straight. If Christ's true church had come through pure an spotless, d'yer reckon it'd be split in of pieces like a doubloon? D'yer think there ud be no more 'Postles ter lead it? D'yer think his church woulda made war on other Christians, and kilt people like those that put Himself on a cross? They're mutineers, I tell ye. Mutineers without a true chart nor skills to read one.

Blast ye fer pirates! True mates don't preach for doubloons. Ask the Almighty yerself, if ye want ter know, and let him tell yer direct! Ask him who's seen Him.