Great moments in employee/volunteer recruiting

The antiwar group, four of whose workers in Iraq have been taken hostage, renounces "the use of violent force to save lives of its workers should they be kidnapped, held hostage, or caught in the middle of a conflict situation.

We don't use headhunters, but you could end up being captured by a group of the real thing. In that event, it was nice knowing you.

Ross Perot doesn't work there.