Simple Solutions

Islamist violence: Tell Muslims that if they want tolerance from Christians, they need to knock off all the violence, including terrorism, or we'll send all of their emigrants back where they came from.

Iranian Nukes: Leak a story to the NYTimes that we're close to development of a bomb that will deactivate all radioactive substances within a radius related to the sixe of the weapon and block nuclear detonations. Call it a "time reversal weapon."

Social Security: Give people a bonus for delaying SS benefits. If you can work into your eighties, do it and get a savings bond.

Prescription Drugs: Require everybody to pay for their own medications and file for reimbursement. This would make them more aware of how much it costs and give them incentives to find cheaper sources or substitutes, or do what I do, just don't buy what you can't afford.

The Ports and National Security: (I've posted this before.) Allow the UAE to buy port operations in any state that voted against Bush. They don't like the Patriot Act. The don't like what the President is doing to preserve national security. Let them provide their own.

More as they occur. Keep smiling.