"And after that, General Zod"

Democrats promise to 'eliminate' bin Laden if they win control of Congress, and "ensure a 'responsible redeployment of U.S. forces' from Iraq." To do this they will "double the number of special forces and "double the number of special forces and add more spies."

Yeah. That'll do it. It could be the first war in history to be won by Congress without the President's involvement.

Harry Reid:

We're uniting behind a national security agenda that is tough and smart and will provide the real security George Bush has promised but failed to deliver.

Nancy Pelosi:

said the Democrats are offering a new direction — "one that is strong and smart, which understands the challenges America faces in a post 9/11 world, and one that demonstrates that Democrats are the party of real national security."

Somehow the terms Reid, Pelosi or Democrat aren't the first thing that leaps to mind when I hear the words strong, smart and tough.

Update: Best of the Web imitates Cockalorum.