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MEMRI reports:

On November 28, 2006, the Al-Fajr Information Center released the first issue of the Technical MujahidMagazine. The magazine discusses various technical topics, such as security for electronic data and databases, using GPS, and video editing and production. Some articles are aimed at professionals, and others for laymen.

The magazine's self-proclaimed purpose is "to help prevent acts of aggression against Muslims [in cyberspace], and to assist the mujahideen in their efforts."

First issue: The new Iran-pod Nuke.

Then, there's this human interest piece: Saudi Government-Appointed Executioner Interview Discusses His Calling and Demonstrates His Weapons and Methods. He's the Michael Jordan of beheading!