Dumb Headlines

The AC-130 gunship is capable of firing thousands of rounds per second. And by the way, we aimed one at the terrorists suspected of blowing up our African embassies. Maybe this is a new style--giving specs on the equipment before getting into the actual story.

Then there's this triumphant discovery by CREW: "Bush and Abramoff have met. Here is the photo." Ah, the smoking gun, as though every other person in Washington hasn't had a photo taken with the President.