Life can be cruel.

One day you're cruising along with people lining up to give you cash and the next your next big thing turns out to be defective, and you knew about it before you put it on the market. One reason I've never bought a cell phone is that as I looked at them and saw them falling out of my pocket, getting left someplace, getting scratched and broken, and ringing at the most least opportune moments. I knew this was a sign of the apocalypse.