Eddie Haskell in the Senate

Chuck Schumer's casuistry:

"Will Eric Cantor urge every Republican who is going to be for repeal to not take government health care themselves and to drop their existing health care?" he asked.

Translation: If we don't have Obamacare, nobody should get health care. Schumer, he of the perfect SAT scores, is too smart to believe that bit of sophistry. Since he's not stupid, the only remaining explanation is that he's dishonest.