Whiner in Chief:

At a series of recent fundraisers, the president lamented his loss of cool, his transformation from fresh to familiar, from edgy to establishment.

“I’m sort of old news,” he told supporters at a New York fundraiser last week.

“I know that it’s not going to be exactly the same as when I was young and vibrant and new,” he mused. “And there was — posters everywhere, hope. The logo was really fresh. And let’s face it, it was cool to support me back then. At cocktail parties, you could sort of say, ‘Yeah, this Obama guy, you haven’t heard of him? Let me tell you about him.’”

Get it? It's not my performance in office. It's the fact that I'm no longer fresh.

Right. It's the fault of us ADD-afflicted voters losing interest. Well, that certainly makes me want to chip in. (Via The Daily Caller)