Steyn's Media Guide

Mark Steyn provides a handy dictionary for watching or reading the news:

THE BRUTAL AFGHAN WINTER! = Daytime temperatures 40 degrees higher than New Hampshire.

THE MIGHTY PASHTUN WARRIOR, HUMBLER OF EMPIRES! = El floppo loser face down in a daisycutter crater.

THE SEETHING ARAB STREET! = Westchester county cul-de-sac.

There's more.