Don't ask, Don't tell, Take pictures.

Best of the Web stretchs w-a-a-y out there to connect the sad sacks charged in the Abu Ghraib scandal with the widespread antipathy toward ROTC and miltary recruiting on college campuses, which most recently has been justified by bias against gays. But if anything looks like it would appeal to gays, it's those photos of nude men, simulated gay sex, bondage and sadism. They're gay porn.

In fact, I'm wondering why the loopy left isn't denouncing this investigation as bigoted against those whose sexual orientation is in the minority.