CNN's Mouth of the South Surrogate

Jack Cafferty isn't a newsman so much as a bigot. In one way, he's banal, like the doofs at the Democrat Underground, obsessed with the hugeness of George Bush's evil doings. In another he's a rhetorical drive-by shooter, who seldom makes reasoned arguments from facts, only maledicta. The real arguments don't favor them, so they retreat into their fixed script.