Wisconsin in Flames

Renewed violence in Wisconsin has resulted in 3 deaths and 46 people injured. No one has claimed to be behind the explosion in an industrial warehouse near downtown Milwaukee. America has experienced such carnage on a regular basis since 9/11, although each incident is attributed to accidental causes. Other possible terrorist attacks include a recent spate of e. coli infections through grocery suppliers and fast food chains.

Also, an American Airlines flight was forced to land after a woman passenger lit several matches:

The
FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal [the odor of her flatulence.]

A likely story.