Lileks pours boiling cauldrons of disdain down on the people who want to censor the Victoria's Secret show. I watched a few minutes of it, but when they introduced Phil Collins, I felt like, "We know all you men out there are primed to drool over this nubility uncovered, but, just in case, we're going to let you stew in your own hormones and filthy imaginings for a little while longer until you're on your knees begging for it."

When my wife got a gander at the models in the dressing room and some of the "tease" shots, she made me turn it off anyway. It's a good thing, too. I had a coronary bypass just last July.