I found a good website for French jokes. Sent them some of my own:

How is a U.N. security council resolution like a holy relic? Neither one means a damned thing.

Why do we want to have the French behind us? Because, if we have to retreat, we don't want anybody getting in the way.

What does "No blood for oil!" mean. If we shed any blood, there won't be any more Iraqi oil for France.

How is George Bush like Adolf Hitler? Neither one of them was held up for long by the French.

Heard about the virtual march on Washington? It will be a march on Washington in the same way the Maginot Line was a defense against Germany.

Why is a French fighter called a Mirage? Because it only appears to be there.

How did the Iraqis modify their Mirage fighters for the coming war? They made them fly forward.

How much proof will convince the U.N. to act against Saddam? Nobody knows. Ask again after the U.S. Marine "Inspectors" have done their work.

Explain how the French and Germans see the Americans' role in a war with Iraq. Like the Americans see the chickens on their HumVees. If they die, we'll know Saddam hasn't disarmed.