I don't usually watch Dave Letterman. He seems full of contempt for himself and his medium. Last night was worth watching though. The Top Ten List was Cool Things About Having Monkeypox. I'd say that just the name "monkeypox" is pretty funny, and the fact that it was brought here by people importing rodents who then transmitted it to prairie dogs, which some people keep as pets and from whom humans contracted it. The whole scenario sounds like a Jerry Zucker movie .

The highlight of Letterman's show was Bruce Willis, though. He came out with a Chia Pet toupee, and did his own comedy bit throughout. If he wouldn't lose money on the deal, he'd be a great replacement for Letterman.