Welcome back, James Taranto

His vacation has sharpened his wit, as the first item on the liberal responses to John Roberts' nomination illustrates. Yes, President Bush could have found a gay, Latino, African-American female in a wheelchair, but one must wonder what sacrifices in qualifications would have to made in order to find the most politically correct person to assume the post. Maybe we should create some symbolic justiceships to represent all the minority groups who think they're entitled to be represented. They could go around giving speeches paying lip service to the ideal of perfect representation.