Every once in a while a news story stuns you with how big America is. Campbell Soup Co. "is recalling 15 million pounds of SpaghettiOs with meatballs due to possible underprocessing." It doesn't say what percentage of its daily output that represents, but that's an amazing thing to wrap your head around.

I wonder, if they dropped all those cans down the BP well, would it stop the leak? Call it the SpaghettiOs Kill.