Personal FAQ - Question I Frequently Ask

Why aren't there any U.S. companies who can run our ports?

What is the advantage of having a cloned sheep?

Why would a lobster need to wear chaps, and is there any significance in it's being discovered by the French?

What is with the liberal need to believe that "Bush Lied!", and why aren't they embarrassed by the obvious psychological connection with Bill Clinton's perjury?

More as they occur.